“I’ve got a new business…”
David Tennant and Catherine Tate playing the “I’ve got a new business…” game on the set of Nan’s Christmas Carol.
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I am Dan and I enjoy trees and bones and books and old things and clouds and Brooklyn and Virginia too. Also acab.
he/him & thirty-eight.
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Imagine if The Last Voyage of the Demeter just ends with a twenty minute sequence of Dracula trying to singlehandedly steer the ship into Whitby without crashing.
There are times when Dracula is a horror story. Like 75% of it.
But.
In that last quarter, it becomes a comedy. Usually because of the title character. See: above’s scenario. The Count has never sailed aboard a boat before; he doesn’t know what he’s doing. Cue “Yakkity-Saks”.
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Elephants but they reproduce like salmon. When they reach the end of their life they give birth to hundreds of mouse-sized babies and then die
They rage-stampede all to a single location for mating. They undergo a horrific metamorphosis on the way. There are no survivors.
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Still feels weird that the same band made “You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid” and “Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)”
It’s like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.
The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.
Like imagine being on an academic committee and reviewing a dissertation on HIV protein-encoding genomes and it’s from a guy with frosted tips whose greatest legacy is the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.
That’s the Offspring.
I know too much about the Offspring.
They’ve replaced all but one of their bandmates multiple times (lead vocalist has remained). The band in 2021 fired their drummer who fell deep into COVID conspiracies.
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I’m obsessed by the fact that the basket placement heavily implies that this has happened before.
This has happened before. This will happen again.
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anyone remember that book by the curious george authors abt the transgender kangaroo
:)
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Forbidden cheese
potion of donald duck noises
Tired of watching your pot for the water to boil? Skip the wait with this one weird trick!
I am in the ER with a gross infected knee from a mystery insect that bit me. Coming across this was the moment I felt healed. From the potion of Donald Duck noises.
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The Diva hasn’t seen The Film yet. She’s listened to the Soundtrack several times, though.
However, we did Hi Barbie Hi Barbie Hi Ken for about 10 minutes. It was great.
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