December 2009
12 posts
Determining Moods By How A Person Approaches...
Terrific Mood - rinses out jam jar, drying it for use as a clever drinking glass or some sort of art project
Good Mood - rinses out jam jar, dries it out, places it with glass recycling
Okay Mood - rinses out jam jar, places it with glass recycling
Bad Mood - quietly, but audibly, says, “Fuck it,” tossing jam jar in regular garbage
Terrible Mood - throws jam jar in regular garbage...
I’d complain about the snow….
BUT I LOVE THE FUCKING SNOW.
I’d totally hangout with snow, no questions asked. Answer drunken 3 AM phone calls. “No totally, dude. You’re much better without her… Yes, she was totally mellowing you out. … It’s not you! … You’re an adventure vacation-person, skiing, hiking, and whatnot. You are Snow!...
I have been eating healthy, pretty much, for the past few months. We’ve even started doing P90X: it is BADASS.
This is how I felt about that tonight. Chicken and Broccoli, from finest of establishments (that is a lie).
readers by author.
meaghano:
designage:
this is some kind of wonderful:
Margaret Atwood Women whose favorite color is hunter green.
William Faulkner People who are good at crosswords.
Cormac McCarthy Men who don’t eat cream cheese.
Mark Twain Liars.
Nicole Krauss Girls who intern at Nylon but end up moving back to the Midwest for their real job.
Anne Rice People who don’t use conditioner in their hair.
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WatchEverybody likes cats. Everybody likes slides.
I’d give my shoes (it is cold out and who likes walking on cold cement?) for some pizza.
KIDS / POKER FACE [COVERED BY WEEZER] →
fuckyeahladygaga:
Weezer covers MGMT’s “Kids” and Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face”
I cannot process this. This. Yes.
So I am starting (soon) a blogspot-blog (traitor) about being married. Because People read crap like that?
I was part inspired to start this because I need a ritual to write and this would do it, part inspired to do this because Audra bought me the domain as a present (I would have just started another Tumblr, but I would have done so eventually), and part inspired by when we watched (then I...
Fellatio by fruit bats prolongs copulation time →
mairin:
an actual peer-reviewed article, published last month, has demonstrated that 1) fellatio, or oral sex, occurs in fruit bats, and 2) this occurs during copulation, not just predominantly during foreplay as in humans and a few other primates. two questions immediately surface:
fellatio occurs in fruit bats?
holy shit, they’re flexible enough to give blowjobs while having sex?
so,...
