doctorwho:

No Tresspassing

REMOVE YOURSELF FROM OUR PROPERTY

THIS LAWN BELONGS TO THE DALEK EMPIRE

DALEKS REIGN SUPREME

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Early

I get to work early. Almost twenty minutes early. I don’t really have a choice in this but I don’t go in twenty minutes early. I have a problem with that, on principle.
I’ll sit in the car. Sometimes I’ll listen in the radio. Sometimes Radiolab or This American Life. This morning, Of Monsters and Men, Stars, and Elizabeth and the Catapult.
Kids are on the playground, in my rearview mirror. It’ll be warmer than the Weather said it would be. I’ve had nothing but strange dreams all weekend and I cannot remember them at all and I will be haunted by this all day. I cannot remember them at all.

"To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before having an abortion, Virginia State Sen. Janet Howell (D-Fairfax) on Monday attached an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining a prescription for erectile dysfunction medication."

Huff Po (via rachelfershleiser)

This is the most beautiful thing. Can we send her flowers?

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Virginian things

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gingerhaze:

i went shopping today.

WHAT
or
YES
or
Thank you.

"This is somewhere between the top, the Nobel Prize, and the bottom, the Republican primary."

Woody Allen on Directors Guild of America nomination for outstanding directorial achievement (@Variety_DMcNary)

Zing!

(Source: brooklynmutt, via apsies)

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awkwardlyawesome:

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asweetbeginning:

Chicken, waffles, and cupcake.

I’m so sold.

I’ll take eight!

On the weekends, I wake up at normal time. Normal time is a quarter of six. If I don’t, then it becomes that much harder to get up at all on schedule.

In these, I’ll just lie here. I’ll be forcibly cuddled by a sleeping Audra (who talks in her sleep). The cats, one at a time, will curl up and snuggle. I can even watch the dawn rising, from under the covers.

I am awake, but it could be worse.

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to-goboldly:

sherlocksscarf:

justfollowthesound:

STOP THAT IMDB.

YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.

JESUS CHRIST

FUCK

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM JEEZ

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scinerds:

always reblog

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doctorwho:

Doctor Who Quote

Cyberman: “Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen.”
Dalek Sec: “This is not war, this is pest control!”
Cyberman: “We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?”
Dalek Sec: “Four.”
Cyberman: “You would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek?”
Dalek Sec: “We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You are superior in only one respect!”
Cyberman: “What is that?”
Dalek Sec: “You are better at dying!” 

#Always hilarious #Trash talking Daleks and Cybermen #You’re doing it right